V.P. Vance associate barred from Operating room. Told by hospital staff. "You need to be a surgeon, not just have common sense."

It all hit home for Reginald Roswald while watching the now V.P. J.D. J.D. Vance - That would be V.P. for Vice President Vance, J.D. for either James Donald Bowman, James David Hamel, and/or James David Vance. He's used them all at one time or another. J.D. for Juris Doctor Vance vs. Governor Walz in their debate when after Walz disparaged Vance for disparaging experts, by using the example that he - Walz - if sick wanted to see expert medical doctors like at the Mayo Clinic in the governor's home state of Minnesota and hearing Vance responded with a list of examples where he felt the "experts" were wrong and that we would not have this anymore if we focused instead on common sense!

So after spending almost two months reviewing the Mayo Clinic, WebMD, and the Cleveland Clinic websites, feeling he was a man with common sense to spare, Reginald thought he would give surgery a try. To be clear, he would be DOING the surgery.

While doing his reading, he learned of errors that the supposed "expert" surgeons had made when doing surgery, so he was confident when he headed to Cleveland to try his hand in the operating room. He felt fortunate that Cleveland Clinic was right down the road.

Reginald photo-shopped himself into a number of pre and post-operative staff pictures to get a feel for the goings on at the hospital and specifically the surgical teams. He became more confident as he even sat at the same table in the lunch room with a couple of members of one of the teams. "It's just common sense" he thought.

Unfortunately, while discussing an upcoming procedure with one of the operating room staff, things became a bit complicated as the staff member saw that all Reginald had in his surgical notes was a hand drawing of the character on the board game "Operation."

As V.P. J.D. J.D. had warned in the debate, these so-called experts wanted to keep the common sense, decent folks out of a big con. Reginald was an avid viewer of FAX news and, specifically, Shane Kannidy, who covered these frauds. And it was all over. The media, the military, the courts - at least those not appointed by D.T. Trump, who Reginald just knew was going to make everything good again. Reginald was onto them and was ready.

He knew that he had supporters waiting for his signal.

Well, okay. He'd gotten a ride from his youngest son in exchange for putting new tires on his sixteen-year-old Pontiac G-6.