Carter's Find Just One Classified Document

It was revealed today that Ex-President Carter and life companion Rosalynn Smith Carter - née Eleanor Rosalynn Smith. President and Rosalynn were quite sure they had returned everything when they left office in 1980 but due to the recent reporting, they wanted to double check just to make sure. An unnamed source said a source close to the Carter's gardener confirmed they had hear Jimmy say "We just wanted to be sure so we could sleep soundly after prayers each night."

They sighted the news regarding ex-president Donald Trump attempting to secretly hide TOP SECRET records in order to later sell them all to the highest bidder and President Joe Biden's completely innocent and understandable oversight by someone else who was responsible to ensure the safe return of the classified materials from his locked garage, next to his totally secure 1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray, along with newly released information that ex Vice President and Trump lackey, Mike Pence apparently sharing in the hubris and arrogance of his boss had walked out with classified documents under his arm as if carrying the afternoon Gazette. We are getting from a deeply placed secure source Pence reportedly said "That is a surprise to me. I have always been as careful with classified material as I am the part in my toupee."

And they just wanted to be sure so they could sleep soundly after prayers each night."

Well it's a good thing they did as it was reported that Jimmy found a single classified document in a toolbox in their unlocked garage next to Jimmy's pet project 1927 Ford Coupe which he has been working on in his spare time since 1927. Yes, apparently, he started taking apart the family car when he was just 3 years old. Jimmy. Always the bright, curious one.

Another deep, deep, way, way back there deep dark hidden source reported that Rosalynn was upset as she recalled the days when at Camp David during the peace talks Jimmy, Menachem and Anwar used to play around making paper airplanes out of classified peace documents and never clean up. She had scolded and warned them even back then that the horse play may come back to bite them.

Reports reported Rosalynn had reminded Jimmy of her warning and made it clear to him that she was not happy about this turn of events. It seems Jimmy, Menachem and Anwar, during the Camp David peace talks had gotten a little bored and decided to take a road trip down to Planes, Georgia and work on Jimmy’s '27 Coupe. They met with little success but the classified document - a lunch menu from Camp David - had been in somebody's pocket and had been left in the toolbox. Rosalynn had obviously shown her displeasure with her love of 73 years. Wow! that's 26,766 days to wake up to the same face breathing their nasty morning breath in yours.

The classified document has been returned and the happy couple await the decision by DOJ Attorney General Merrick Garland on when they will need to go in front of the special investigator/prosecutor and as they have done all these years, mistakes were forgotten, bygones were bygones and they kissed and made up. Again.