Jessica Fletcher Posthumously indicted: Serial Murder!!!

After assigning a team of crack investigators to watch the complete Murder She Wrote series on the Great American Family channel Merrick Garland held a news conference reporting the opening of a case posthumously into Jessica Fletcher.

Even though some notes on the series were lost due to pizza stains and some beer an wine spills over the weekend while watching the series, Garland said there is good evidence to move forward!

It appears that the team was able to document over 260 possible killings making Jessica Fletcher the worst serial killer in American history.

When pressed Mr. Garland also said it was probable for other investigations to opened into a myriad of police organizations who provided Mrs. Fletcher with unprecedented and possible inappropriate or illegal access to the murder cases being investigated, allowing Mrs. Fletcher to cleverly manipulate cases.

Iota news is sure to stay on top of this case, as it will probably move cases like ex-presidential misappropriation of classified materials, espionage and attempted coup de tat to the back burner.